So, would you rather smell cat urine, or turpentine? Apparently 24 Sussex, were Steven Harper is going to take up residence, will after renovations, smell like cat urine. Really, renovate a place, make it all new and shiney - then fill it with cats! Voila, a urine smelling mansion fit for our beloved PM. I'm sure someone loves him, I certainly don't - hopefully his wife does though.
BACK TO THE POINT! Cats! Fucking felines! Granted 24 Sussex is probably in need of a few repairs, after all, look at how many people have lived in that house - however, to fill it with pests that cannot control their bladders bothers me - I'm sure it's a health code violation... I feel bad for the next person that needs to live in there... I mean... imagine this... 18 months, with a housefull of cats deficating all over it... somehow I don't think 24 Sussex will ever be the same, now that Steven Harper is in da house (yes, I did just say "da".... I felt that it needed to be there)... !
So..... everyone knows after a major renevation, one's house smells heavily of paint fumes, turpentine and all that other stuff that people use to make their homes pretty again... from past experience, I know that's a difficult stench to live with... but to through in the smell of cat urine? Litter boxes? That's one stench that I'm not about to live with - but maybe Harper has magical kitty litter that rids all smells... or at least a stock-pile of Frebreeze which is hidden from the media... something to keep that pesky cat smell at bay.
Though... isn't Harper asthmatic? While I myself am asthmatic, I know it's a good idea to remain far, far...far away from places filled with cats - their hair, "dander" and of course the aforementioned stench of kitty piss.... isn't good for one's lungs.... again... health code violation?
I think there's a stench in parliment, and it's not just Harper - it's his fuzzy urinating felines as well.
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